阿星的故事 The Story of "Ah Singh"

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1. A Singh who is a sailor?

> Kapal Singh

2. A Singh who attending a Chinese wedding party?

> Yam Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?

> Menggali Singh

4. A Singh who like to slap people?

> Tau Ba Singh

5. A Singh who is a gangster?

> SamSingh

6. A Singh who is lost?

> MisSingh

7. A Singh who is noisy?

> BisSingh

8. A Singh who likes herbs?

> Gin Singh

9. A Singh who kills people?

> AssasSingh

10. A Singh with one ball?

> BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)

11. A Singh with two balls?

> BalanSingh (as in balancing)

12. A Singh with three balls?

> AMAZING!!!!!!!!

13. A Singh who is swimming in iced pool?

> KuldipSingh (Cool Deep Sink)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soya bean milk?

> YeohHupSingh

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?

> No lah, not Titanic Singh. He's KaramSingh

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?

> RelaxSingh

17. A Singh who is a lausySingh?

> OwtarSingh

18. A Singh who likes roundabout?

> PuSingh

19. A Singh who is flying around on a broom?

> Sou Pah Singh

20. A Singh who is three- star general?

> Sam LapSingh (Cantonese)

21. Is the Sikhs were to success in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?

> Mata Wang Ah Singh

22. Then, what do you call a Singh who like to scold people?

>TiewNiaSingh

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